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cfmartinandco:

Shout out to Bo burnham for calling shit tf out

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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anime-expert:

How parents act when your home late
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handjob:

S A M E
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slutframing:

There is no lie detected
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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

quizillla:

*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong

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