when your parents try to give you fashion advice
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong